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In East London born and bred, It’s where I grew was clothed and fed, It’s where my roots began to spread, The many skins I’ve grown and shed.

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Tradurre   8 anni fa

Mary For over sixty years, Mary's been a hooker, she's had more meat inside her than a fast food restaurants cooker, she's made more noise whilst banging, than a problem neighbours door, and holds a lot more semen than that boat along the shore, the punters keep on coming now she's in her twilight years, Mary looks quite lovely, once you've had two dozen beers, but boozing makes you bendy and you're pissing like Niagara, thank God for golden showers, and her sideline in Viagra. #poem #adult #funny #rude

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OMG, I’m speechless! That never happens.
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Speak up. I can't hear ya
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    Tradurre   8 anni fa

    Chicken noodle soup Speaking of the Bible, and all things pure and right, two nuns walking down the street have gasped in pure delight; they haven’t gasped too loudly— and have to act disgusted, but underneath their uniform their minge has near combusted. Just around the corner, is Dick, the strolling loner— his head is rather mushroom shaped and looks just like a boner; Dick has cast a shadow from the beam of lamppost light, His mushroom head projection, Is a very, phallic, sight. The nuns look so embarrassed and their instinct is rejection; even though they’d gladly sin to sit on that erection; but these old nuns are dry down there they sure can’t have a poke; yet deep inside they had a wish to dribble, gag and choke; a #life of sexual abstinence has really took its toll; these rampant nuns would burn in hell to suck upon that pole; their eyes are glazing over as they dream of lust and sin, those often deadpan faces now display a naughty grin; their thoughts are racing quickly, "need to see that meat for real— maybe we can share it if we both get down and kneel?” Dick's just turned the corner and the nuns show real surprise; his head has jogged their memory— "We are shopping for supplies"; their lust has been extinguished as the passion starts to droop— “We need to get some mushrooms For that chicken noodle soup".

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    Honza

    Very different, great work! This is definitely something for Mr @glen Here is a tip: Add some #hastags in the end of your opuses... for example #poem Just sharing... @leelee101 @sammielee46 @wolfie @cataract
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    Thanks Honza, I'm a bit confused with the #hashtag thing. Are people more likely to see it if I add their username with #? What will #poem do? Hope you don't mind me picking your brain.
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    Honza

    Hehe, I'm afraid there isn't much more to pick on @afghanacid I'm not sure if you have seen my Welcome to Opusia Opus on https://opusia.com/welcome-to-opusia-308634 Please have a look at it I'm sorry for the confusions in regards of #hashtags, I have to remember this when I'll be adding "How To" tutorials and a bit more explanation to our new part of the Opusia... Wiki at https://opusia.com/wiki Anyway, to explain this... Think about #hashtags as categories... 1st, try to add the #poem in the end of your opus... after you save it... 2nd, it will show under the Title of your opus... 3rd, try to click on it... and you will end up on Tag page https://opusia.com/tag/poem Why this is a good idea? Well, anyone who is looking for Poems only... can click on the tags in Opuses and will find yours there too ) You can also see Tag Cloud on Board Page - Click on the 3lines icon in left corner - First button 'Board' will take you to Board page on https://opusia.com Hope this makes sense. I'll add this topic to the Wiki Must And, if you want to let other users know about your awesome opus... you can use @ - like I used it in above comment... for example @cataract @wolfie etc. ....everyone you tag, will receive notification about it )
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      Tradurre   13 anni fa

      Our Love She's so short and I'm so tall. who'd have thought, in love we'd fall.

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      Honza

      Nice one
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      Afghanacid

      Cheers mate
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        Tradurre   13 anni fa

        #life Nothing is fair, someone, somewhere... Always get's fucked!

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          Tradurre   13 anni fa

          Rank From 150 to 191, wooohooo! I'm climbing to the top!! (hand slaps head)

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