For Lin We've been through so much together Through sunny days and stormy weather Lost our way sometimes and drifted apart But I feel it's time for a good fresh start I made mistakes,kept things secret from you But lets throw out the old and embrace the new Loved you since the first day we met A long time ago and never a single regret Proud of what you achieved with our son To our kids you've been super mum Not once have you ever let me down But when I'm being funny you shouldn't really frown! So I hope you know now how much your adored And never again will you be ignored!

Shine Like a Star Nearly every day people come up to me and say Gaz,how did you get to be this cray? I always smile and give the same reply 'Piss off,leave me alone and stop asking why!' I don't know how I ended up being me A million occurrences shaped what you see No one thing makes you who you are Just go with your flow and shine like a star Everything changes including yourself Just stay close to loved ones and you truly have wealth

True Fictional Story #yesiamverystrangeindeed 'twas the night before the day after Everything was still cept a noise in the rafter A large beast,tiny in size slowly ran down stairs It ran down to the highest point in the house much bigger yet smaller than a mouse I heard it moving with your own eyes I knew it was there but it was a surprise It jumped onto me like a bird in the sky It had no wings so it could fly It ate me whole except my arms,legs, body and head It damn near killed me but I was dead!!

This Ain't No Holiday Man! #miracleworkingmugshouldbemyjobtitle What? Sorry? What did you say? Worst snow for 50 years? No way! And my boss still wants me to go? 200 mile trip in heavy blizzard snow! Take a blanket just in case? Should I wipe the smirk off his face? 32 ton lorry with no backup plan? This seriously ain't no holiday man! Says it won't be that bad,no need to worry But I can't see the road home through major snow flurry!!

Journey To You #soppygaz The long journey to get to you Is not just in my mind its true Answering all questions posed Living is easy with eyes closed More than obsession and addiction Too good to be called an affliction Every day is a small step closer I'm the song but your composer I will wait a thousand years And I'll cry a thousand tears (The brilliant line- living is easy with eyes closed borrowed from the Beatles- strawberry fields forever)