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Translate   13 years ago

A Freelancer's Mantra "If you're good at something, never do it for free!"

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    Translate   13 years ago

    Taxi Clash My taxi driver is a retired rock-and-roll star - he used to be a member of The Clash'. He's a nice man but not much of a confident driver... ...every time he approaches a traffic light he keeps asking "should stay or should I go?!"

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    Kristina

    You are fricking hilarious!
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    Misael del Río

    Hahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha
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      Translate   13 years ago

      Sat Nav 2 I bought a Bonni Tyler Sat-Nav today, but it's rubbish... ...It keeps telling me to turn around.

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        Translate   13 years ago

        1001 Uses... I bought a book yesterday: "1001 Uses For Binary". However, when I got home I was very disappointed to find it only contained nine.

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        Adam

        I'm not good at binary but this is really funny!
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          Translate   13 years ago

          Insane? A man went to see his psychiatrist wearing only cling film as a pair of pants. The psychiatrist looked at him and said "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts!"

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          Angel(:

          ...whats cling film?
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          Yeah what the heck is cling film?
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          Mephisto74

          Saran Wrap / Food Wrap - thin clear plastic most commonly used for wrapping food
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