Too Hot
A policeman stopped me the other night, he tapped on the window and said "Would you please blow into this bag sir". I said "What for officer?" He said "My chips are too hot".
Dream
I went to doctors. He said "What appears to be the problem"? I said, "I keep having the same dream, night after night, beautiful girls rushing towards me and I keep pushing them away". He said "How can I help?". I said "Break my arms".
Whaza
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