A Freelancer's Mantra "If you're good at something, never do it for free!"
Taxi Clash My taxi driver is a retired rock-and-roll star - he used to be a member of The Clash'. He's a nice man but not much of a confident driver... ...every time he approaches a traffic light he keeps asking "should stay or should I go?!"
Sat Nav 2 I bought a Bonni Tyler Sat-Nav today, but it's rubbish... ...It keeps telling me to turn around.
1001 Uses... I bought a book yesterday: "1001 Uses For Binary". However, when I got home I was very disappointed to find it only contained nine.
Insane? A man went to see his psychiatrist wearing only cling film as a pair of pants. The psychiatrist looked at him and said "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts!"
