The Double S Kitty Adventures Chapter 7: The Chase Begins "Meow meow, meow meow," when she came into view, The air grew colder, the wind then chillingly blew. She had all the creatures that lurked, following in her path. We knew in this war, she would bring much wrath. "Meow meow, meow meow,” she gave an evil grin. It spread from her cheeks, down to her chin. Her sharp white teeth glinted in the moonlight. For we knew what she’d use them for, a death bite. “Meow meow, meow meow,” her yellow eyes twinkled, And within those golden eyes, evil was sprinkled. The black pupils that mocked a snake, Was as thin as a claw scratch that I wanted to make. “Meow meow, meow meow,” her pelt in the moonlight shimmered. Sparkles flecked within her pelt did glitter. Her silky fur mottled with browns and burgundies, Within her gene pool, you saw no deformities. “Meow meow, meow meow,” she was well fed, Despite the lack of prey that this year sparsely spread. Her ribs did not show and her body was plump. Her muscles rippled through her body, making multiple lumps. “Meow meow, meow meow,” she glided closer. We held our ground as she grew slower. She stopped at our feet, And then proceeded to glared at us as an evil greet. “Meow meow, meow meow,” what was in store? Had we just crossed into the path of hell, did we just open the door? We knew the answer yet didn't know why, What did we do to set her over the edge on which would cause us to die? “Meow meow, meow meow” we did know something, That we were on her list, that this day would be coming, Yet we had always thought she would be more secretive. That she would give us something like a sedative. “Meow meow, meow meow,” that she would induce our sleep and kidnap us all. To torture and make us watch each other die, to make us feel oh so small, But she had something different in mind, She wanted to kill us with a lot of blood entwined. “Meow meow, meow meow,” she commanded her army. They followed every command entirely. She then finally growled out some words, “I've heard you've been trying to locate some of Ruth birds. Meow meow, meow meow,” she hissed at us then, “That's why for y'all, today is the end If y'all could make this easy for me and not put up too much of a fight, Then it'll go smoothly and for you, it'll be a better night. Meow meow, meow meow,” being the hothead Smudge was, He took a step towards Beth and unsheathed his claws. They glinted so bright. You could tell they were sharp by how they hit the moonlight. “Meow meow, meow meow” Smudge growled under his breath, “You'll never be ol Ruth, find the chest, or put us to death.” A sort of smirk grew on her face, “Then I guess we shall have to enter the chase. Meow meow, meow meow,” the creatures moved forward, And all in sync, they bordered the corners. We knew there was only one way out, And that was from out of this world, we'd be locked out.

The Double S Kitty Adventures Chapter 6: The Creatures Follow as it's just the Beginning "Meow meow, meow meow," Smudge has now joined us. "bit of a doctor, tending to my boils, releasing the puss. It was too nasty and I couldn't reach, Plus you just stood there and watched as I screeched. Meow meow, meow meow, but this showed you something, Beware of your surroundings, its not always nothing, But now you've encountered your first creature that lurks in the night, And that evil flea, was nothing, he's the smallest of your fright. Meow meow, meow meow, these woods carry scarier things. Some of which have claws, horns, and wings, Others may be microsopic, invisible even, But the mistakes cats make when they come in here, they think its all jokes, nothing to believe in. Meow meow, meow meow, thats why we scare them. It our desperate attempt at trying to condemn, The evil forces that exist, From marking names off there list. Meow meow, meow meow, but there is personal gain, To watch these cats fear turn directly in pain. I guess another thing all the #life in ol' Greth mirrors, Is that we are all sadistic, and maybe a bit serial killer. Meow meow, meow meow, as for these creatures, we all have a favorite. My creature is what we call the vamptinian covorite. He's very evil, more so then the flea, Just the sheer sight of him, causes blood boils that'll drop you to your knee. Meow meow, meow meow, for this trait, he calls himself ruler, And when his presence is near, the air grows cooler. His face is nothing but only fangs, And on his hair is needles that create long bangs. Meow meow, meow meow, he does have eyes. Two black holes, the voids in disgiuse. A frail skinny body is what you will see, But don't be mistaken, he feasts all of eternity. Meow meow, meow meow, his teeth may be scary, But its his long fonger nails, the ones that are hairy, These long, sharp talons you must beware, He'll pop your blood boils, trust me, I swear. Meow meow, meow meow, he'll suck them dry. He'll prolong your #life for endless torture, it'll be years till you die. He'll constantly suck your blood that will ooze, He'll pump you will drugs to keep you alive and you wont have a clue. Meow meow, meow meow, there you will be, There is no way out, there is no key. It's only when your body is fully decomposed, That his grip is realeased, and your case is closed. Meow meow, meow meow, you can only imagine, What Beth's favorite would be, what she'd be stalken, And although she loves this one, there are so many more, And many of then reside outside her cave door. Meow meow, meow meow, Smudge likes them all. Especially the dark ones, the ones that crawl, From the dingbatical wobat to the floatacious diamond head balls. He loves everything, including thier spooky battle calls. Meow meow, meow meow," my story was then halted. Smudge flung his tail real quick, I was nearly assaulted. He needed the silence, for me to hold my tongue. So we were listening for something and only our presence hung. "Meow meow, meow meow," we heard the leaves crunch, It's always winter in Greth, and for leaves there are a bunch. They cover the pit holes, the voids to no where, And the ground you step on, watch out for the creatures snare. "Meow meow, meow meow," something lurked out there. Close to us this time and out in the distance we did just stare, Hoping to see it, to just catch a glimpse, To ease our worst fears, to not look like wimps. "Meow meow, meow meow," it could be anything, We heard it breathing, it was so softly singing, But that was not all, no no we heard more, Many were marching, they were chanting of gore. "Meow meow, meow meow," we still couldn't distinguish. Many presences were felt, one being a fire, we couldn't extingish. No creature had a fire feeling, but under only one condition, It was followed by much, much more, one being the Squintine tenebition. "Meow meow, meow meow," they came into sight, And the one we saw leading gave us much fright, Because who was leading, they bring only death. The one who was leading was the ambitious Queen Beth.

The Double S Kitty Adventures Chapter 5: What Secrets and Creatures Lurk in the Night "Meow meow, meow meow, we were heading out," We had to tip toe passed the day old trout. Smudge was asleep, "today is our day. The day to continue the Ruth legacy. Meow meow, meow meow,you haven't heard? Ruth burried the chest with a mutilated black bird. Ever since then, many cats have searched desperately, and there expidition was known as the Ruth legacy. Meow meow, meow meow, now they dont really know, Who my ol' Ruth was or where she placed the dead crow. There's only one thing they know for certain. The chest is covered in a titanium curtain. Meow meow, meow meow, now you may not know, This salmon dinner, catnip chest caused Ruth to kill her first foe. She layed low week after week, And that little twit tried to locate the meat, her map she used, he tried to peak. Meow meow, meow meow, that was her chest, Her pride and joy, would have hiven her last breath, And if someone located it while she was alive, They were sure not to survive. Meow meow, meow meow, now you know Ruth, He needed a lesson done by a tooth. With that in mind her teeth sunk in, The flesh and blood flowed down her chin, spreading something across her face, an evil grin. "Meow meow, meow meow, that was the end. The end of his time, she had killed him. And this set the bar for many cats, To not search for her treaure, or they would not come back. Meow meow, meow meow, and no one dared to look, For the map that traced her movements like a how-to book. That until Beth came trotting along, She was ambitious and felt never wrong. Meow meow, meow meow, Ruth felt her presence, A spirt that gave her the feeling of unpleasance. What Ruth began, was discovering her location, But uncovered more, shes the devils reincarnation. Meow meow, meow meow, Ruth didn't like this, Knowing the pretty kitty would ruin her bliss. She needed to leave, to forever be gone, So Ruth placed a death tagon her, no time would add on. Meow meow, meow meow, her clock was now ticking. Once Ruth spotted her, she'd begin kicking. They would claw and scratch and screech so loud, Which later did happen, it attracted a crowd. Meow meow, meow meow, they fought bloody. A chomp to the arm while being coached by their buddy. Now you may have wondered who would buddy Beth, Well it was none other then Smudges father,the poor, unintelligent Seth. Meow meow, meow meow, you could only guess, That Basin came from Seth and the blood thristy Queen Beth. Though Smudge was not there, he never did see, How crazy, obsessed Basin was to the deity. Meow meow, meow meow, they were one in the same, Suffering from an obsession disorder, there father to blame. And Beth being the she cat that she is, Raged endless fighting, with the one and only Ruthless. Meow meow, meow meow, now we do not know, What became of Seth after Beth got pregnant and became quite slow. Our thoughts go to many places, none of which are good, But what we do know is Seth never returned, although we didn't know if he ever could. Meow meow, meow meow," I jolted back to relatity Something was behind my ear, and jt felt to be the torturous hybrid flea. I yelled, and screeched, and hissed with most might. "WHY ARE YOU STANDING THERE FROZEN WITH FRIGHT!! Meow meow, meow meow," hissing and yowling, "DON'T JUST STAND THERE, WE AREN'T TROLLING!" Deep below beneath my fur, my skin 'as raising, An internal fire had started, my flesh was blazing. "Meow meow, meow meow, THERE YOU STILL STAND! ALL I NEED FROM YOU IS A HELPING HAND!" Few things could fix this and I had mentioned none, But the object that could fix it, was a bacon infused blow gun. "Meow meow, meow meow," only minutes remained, The boils kept spreading, I was sure they were now in my brain. But it was not until Smudge flashed in the distance, That I felt ashamed, I questioned my existance. "Meow meow, meow meow,"he came to the rescue. Things didn't feel right, they all felt askew, But within his paws he did hold the cure, One shot with the gun caused me to begin to purr. "Meow meow, meow meow," although my mind wondered, How did he find us? And in this location, chances where one in a hundred I can't quite say I'm angry he found out, although I know he will be mad, once again, no doubt. "Meow meow, meow meow, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!?!" I responded with my eyes, some slow blinking, "Please Smudge believe me, I mean't no harm" I even tried to put on for him, my devilish charm. "Meow meow, meow meow, you could have died. Did you honestly think your new inmate friend would have tried. Guess that answers that question, no assumptions needed Why were y'all out here anyways," Smudge pleaded. "Meow meow, meow meow," I hung my head low, And as I told Smudge, anger started to show. "YOU THINK BRINGING ME THAT WOULD HAVE MADE ME GLAD?!?! WHEN YOU GOT THE ADVENTURE, ONE THAT RAD?!?! No no no I'm coming with, We will do this together and destroy the myth."

The Double S Kitty Adventures Chapter 4: Simmons Tellings of the Mental Illness Dillema "Meow meow, meow meow, ready to head out? Quit that sniffling, Beth mustn't hear you pout. We've got to sneak out, so Smudge wont see, That i'm taking a new inmatei in seek of treasure out with me. Meow meow, meow meow, of course he'd disaprove, He never likes my actions, not even when I move. But he's my best friend, lets make that clear, The only cat he likes more, is the one in the mirror. Meow meow, meow meow, yes he's narcissistic, Didn't you know around here we've all got problems, were twisted. Smudges also got delusional fixation, Maybe thats what drew him to me, or to kill his brother Basin. Meow meow, meow meow, Basin was too nice. He'd offer his catnip to the gods at no price. But then came his brother he knew nothing about, Only Smudge saw the relationship, that was no doubt. Meow meow, meow meow, Basin did welcome him, Only Smudge saw more, he felt connection within. He thought he and his brother were the bestest of friends. That he sent him messages though telepathy and his magical, spiritual gems. Meow meow, meow meow, little did he know, Basin was giving the gods their own personal show. So Smudge watched his ritual, thought and thought, And an idea came to him, the final knot. Meow meow, meow meow, Basin had betrayed him. Smudge thought only he be who Basin liked and trusted in the dim. But Smudge still loved him, dont get me wrong, He got him back gently and it didn't take long. Meow meow, meow meow, he did what any obsessive cat would do, He gave Basin to the ones, where his love was true. The night of the cresent we never forget, For the night of his sacrifice, Smudge only allowed a claw scratch to be lit. Meow meow, meow meow, you shaken up? Dont worry about Smudge, it was just a small blowup. He could have did much, much more damage. But for his dearest brother Basin, he yearned for less ravage. Meow meow, meow meow, but now you ask about me? Well havn't you noticed the lack of humans, the absentee. What I suffer from is unique and rare, called wendigo psyhosis, where human flesh cravings are intense, even more so then air. Meow meow, meow meow, I inherited this disease. From not my mother, but my father," I teased. "He won ol' Ruth when eradictaing the race, Which led to their apperance in my birth place. Meow meow, meow meow, Beth and ol Ruths diseases were silimar. Both primary psychopaths, but one was held prisoner. The one thing that had set them apart, Is ol' Beth took pride in her gory "art". Meow meow, meow meow, Ruth was different. She hated her disease, it was signifigant. She couldn't control her desperate desires, From deep within her, it burned like a fire. Meow meow, meow, you could say it's, The reason she leapt and called it quits. That day we remember all so well, The day she lept straight into hell. Meow meow, meow meow, but she did do her best, To make herself known and in that, she found herself blessed. This disorder that held her, all her #life, captive, Had loosed its grip and she was now adaptive. Meow meow, meow meow, she found a way, Ruth now loved her disease, it was her pride and joy, her now new bae And thats when she decided, she had made the choice, To kill for money and personal ammusement, that day we saw her, all she did was rejoice. Meow meow, meow meow, but that questions her death. That love she found for her disease yet she took her last breath. We may never know the total truth, But one things for sure, Ruth killed more and all Beth had was youth. Meow meow, meow meow, once Ruth had left, Beth ruled, called heself queen, even participated in theft. She always knew what montsrocity she wanted, To be like mother, kill for profit, appear in cats nightmares, and not be the haunted. Meow meow, meow meow, now you see, We are all screwed up, so what's yours gonna be? Dont think it won't happen, cause it trust me it will, The only to live here, no illness aquired, was ol' Basin, and his blood soon spilled. Meow meow, meow meow, we must leave now. We lost much time over my story telling meow. Be on the look out, be in the prowl, Our lives rest, in each others paws now."

The Double S Kitty Adventures Chapter 3: Simon and the Salmon Dinner, Cat Nip Chest "Meow meow, meow meow, its me again, Im here. Smudge has been all grumpy, From the lack of prey this year. "Meow meow, meow meow, I'm gonna cheer him up, What you y'all think? A fish bone cup? No no no no, thats not the best, I've got the find salmon dinner, cat nip chest. Meow meow, meow meow, this chest, there's only one, And no ones been able to located it, no its never been done. But we will find it, I know we will. It will be the journey of a #life-time, but these plans to Smudge we won't spill. Meow meow, meow meow," I mewed with now a distinct whisper, "The fish in that trunk, are crisper then crisper. Every cats dream to find this savory death, But little do they know, its in the ol' town of Greth. Meow meow, meow meow, as we've already established, Me, you, and Smudge have made our name on Beth's blacklist. And one thing she wants more then the treasure, Is to take my moms name, and be number one hit man forever. Meow meow, meow meow, only one way she could achieve, To kill us all, for no one to grieve, But that won't happen, cause we're the best of the best, And we'll fight her off, till her death. Meow meow, meow meow, the ol' town of Greth, It has witnessed so, so much, unwanted death. And if you ask why, you know their names, Ol' Queen Beth and my mother are to blame. Meow meow, meow meow", I said with a warning, "We musn't chit chat, Nightfall is coming, only 30 hours till morning. Most danger lurks here, in the night of ol' Greth, You must watch every footstep and not take a breath, But most of all keep your eyes peeled for ol' Queen Beth. Meow meow, meow meow, but like I already said, We are the only kitties around, and Beth wants us dead. We must stay stealthy tonight, and watch from all sides, And if we see Beth, hold yourself up with pride. Meow meow, meow meow, cause pshe can smell fear, From a mile away, she could spike you with a spear, But if you hold your ground and prepare to fight. We might make it out alive, and survive the night."