The Double S Kitty Adventures Chapter 5: What Secrets and Creatures Lurk in the Night "Meow meow, meow meow, we were heading out," We had to tip toe passed the day old trout. Smudge was asleep, "today is our day. The day to continue the Ruth legacy. Meow meow, meow meow,you haven't heard? Ruth burried the chest with a mutilated black bird. Ever since then, many cats have searched desperately, and there expidition was known as the Ruth legacy. Meow meow, meow meow, now they dont really know, Who my ol' Ruth was or where she placed the dead crow. There's only one thing they know for certain. The chest is covered in a titanium curtain. Meow meow, meow meow, now you may not know, This salmon dinner, catnip chest caused Ruth to kill her first foe. She layed low week after week, And that little twit tried to locate the meat, her map she used, he tried to peak. Meow meow, meow meow, that was her chest, Her pride and joy, would have hiven her last breath, And if someone located it while she was alive, They were sure not to survive. Meow meow, meow meow, now you know Ruth, He needed a lesson done by a tooth. With that in mind her teeth sunk in, The flesh and blood flowed down her chin, spreading something across her face, an evil grin. "Meow meow, meow meow, that was the end. The end of his time, she had killed him. And this set the bar for many cats, To not search for her treaure, or they would not come back. Meow meow, meow meow, and no one dared to look, For the map that traced her movements like a how-to book. That until Beth came trotting along, She was ambitious and felt never wrong. Meow meow, meow meow, Ruth felt her presence, A spirt that gave her the feeling of unpleasance. What Ruth began, was discovering her location, But uncovered more, shes the devils reincarnation. Meow meow, meow meow, Ruth didn't like this, Knowing the pretty kitty would ruin her bliss. She needed to leave, to forever be gone, So Ruth placed a death tagon her, no time would add on. Meow meow, meow meow, her clock was now ticking. Once Ruth spotted her, she'd begin kicking. They would claw and scratch and screech so loud, Which later did happen, it attracted a crowd. Meow meow, meow meow, they fought bloody. A chomp to the arm while being coached by their buddy. Now you may have wondered who would buddy Beth, Well it was none other then Smudges father,the poor, unintelligent Seth. Meow meow, meow meow, you could only guess, That Basin came from Seth and the blood thristy Queen Beth. Though Smudge was not there, he never did see, How crazy, obsessed Basin was to the deity. Meow meow, meow meow, they were one in the same, Suffering from an obsession disorder, there father to blame. And Beth being the she cat that she is, Raged endless fighting, with the one and only Ruthless. Meow meow, meow meow, now we do not know, What became of Seth after Beth got pregnant and became quite slow. Our thoughts go to many places, none of which are good, But what we do know is Seth never returned, although we didn't know if he ever could. Meow meow, meow meow," I jolted back to relatity Something was behind my ear, and jt felt to be the torturous hybrid flea. I yelled, and screeched, and hissed with most might. "WHY ARE YOU STANDING THERE FROZEN WITH FRIGHT!! Meow meow, meow meow," hissing and yowling, "DON'T JUST STAND THERE, WE AREN'T TROLLING!" Deep below beneath my fur, my skin 'as raising, An internal fire had started, my flesh was blazing. "Meow meow, meow meow, THERE YOU STILL STAND! ALL I NEED FROM YOU IS A HELPING HAND!" Few things could fix this and I had mentioned none, But the object that could fix it, was a bacon infused blow gun. "Meow meow, meow meow," only minutes remained, The boils kept spreading, I was sure they were now in my brain. But it was not until Smudge flashed in the distance, That I felt ashamed, I questioned my existance. "Meow meow, meow meow,"he came to the rescue. Things didn't feel right, they all felt askew, But within his paws he did hold the cure, One shot with the gun caused me to begin to purr. "Meow meow, meow meow," although my mind wondered, How did he find us? And in this location, chances where one in a hundred I can't quite say I'm angry he found out, although I know he will be mad, once again, no doubt. "Meow meow, meow meow, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!?!" I responded with my eyes, some slow blinking, "Please Smudge believe me, I mean't no harm" I even tried to put on for him, my devilish charm. "Meow meow, meow meow, you could have died. Did you honestly think your new inmate friend would have tried. Guess that answers that question, no assumptions needed Why were y'all out here anyways," Smudge pleaded. "Meow meow, meow meow," I hung my head low, And as I told Smudge, anger started to show. "YOU THINK BRINGING ME THAT WOULD HAVE MADE ME GLAD?!?! WHEN YOU GOT THE ADVENTURE, ONE THAT RAD?!?! No no no I'm coming with, We will do this together and destroy the myth."