The Diary Of Catwoman's Dog Dear dog diary, No one ever actually knew that cat woman had a dog. They all thought it would be a cat, I'd anything. It sucks being a pet of a superhero. We have to be stuck in a dingy old apartment while our owners are off saving the world, or at swanky parties. I came home yesterday, and gave her the usual welcoming woof, and she told me to "shut up, Bouncer! I'm not I'm the mood!" the cheek of that woman! I can't believe the cheek of her. But things got from bad to worse. She came in the next day all smiles. She had a cardboard box that smelt suspiciously cat-ish! What is this? I woofed at her. I was right! She had replaced me for some cute little kitten, just because she was cat woman! Why can't I have a normal owner? :'(
Changing The Rules It was a decision, A tricky choice. I made a suggestion I had to voice. They couldn't get on, The same easy way. Give everyone a challenge. Make em pay! Change the rules, Difficulty upped. Tamper with a volcano, Lava will erupt. That's exactly what we'll do, We'll tamper with the rules. Then everyone will fight Over the winning jewels.
Scar A swift slash of a sword, A sharp thrust of a knife. Hot, blinding pain, You're scarred for #life. Face swelling up, A bloodied red line. This is from me- Take back what is mine. An angry puckered scar, Forever present reminder. You thought you were clever, But clearly you're blinder.
Teddy
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