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Crazy vet rushing about life & dreaming of dragons!

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Translate   8 years ago

Things Said In A Vets Practice Vet nurse: "is that poop a new poop or an old poop?" Cat owner: "Do you want mummy to suck your ears?" Vet nurse: "what smells?" Vet: "flea spray and farts" Vet: "where is the thingy?" Vet nurse: *picks up thingy under vets nose* Client: "Do I have to pay for that medicine, won't coconut butter/garlic powder/voodoo juice work?" Owner of half dead animal: "he is just not himself today" Vet Nurse: "who got blood on the wall?" Vet: "what do you think this stain is, my lunch, dog drool, vomit or anal sac juice?" Nurse: "Do you want this urine or can I chuck it?" Most cats: "Fuck you."

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Honza

Hey Nicola, welcome to our new Opusia Hope you are doing great. If you need any help, please check our Support and Mentors group. We are still fixing bits based on users feedback. Juts a tip: start to add #tags to your opuses… they are like a small categories/links. You simply add them to the end of your opuses and they will show under your Title. You can then click on them and you will see all opuses with the same #tag – for example #poem
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Sammie ❤️

Hahahaha. Anal sack juice.... Niiicceeee.
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Lee

Voodoo juice! Nice one, BikiniVet™ ❤️
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    Translate   8 years ago

    Fear Fear is but a vice grip, A quake on a short trip, Lost love in a heartbeat, Blood from fresh meat... Fear is a longing touch, A word that hurts as much, A fall from the twin peaks, The water from eye leaks, Fear is the hand of fate, A blocked path to a true mate, Water where air should be - Fear is in the drowning sea, Fear is in the white snow, Where darkness only glows, A trick of light in shadow, Screams that never grow, Fear is but a trick, A wicked wand flick, No more than babes breath, Yet, here holds Death.

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    Sammie ❤️

    👏👏👏😘❤️
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    Lee

    And...she's back! 👏👏 Great stuff Nic ❤️😘
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      Translate   9 years ago

      All The 'Maybe's' Maybe I'll just cry a little, Over something that never was, But was so close to being... I'll just shed a tear or two, Over me and you, And think of what could have been, To torture me through and through... Maybe I'll cry for a bit, As I remember your quick wit, Maybe my throat will ache, As I remember you baking cake, Maybe I'll despair over poor grammar And the care - Taken in hurried sentences, And lost ways in dramatic entrances. Maybe I'll look back as see your smile, The promise of more, that was taking a while, Maybe I'll cry, over the hope I lost, Maybe it's better now, at a lower cost, Maybe later I'd be lying in pieces, Not just a few tears, But a heart with a million creases, Maybe now is better. A few tears won't hurt. For hope is not yet real, whereas our love could have been. What is a greater loss? The loss of hope for something or the loss of something? I guess neither are really seen.

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        Translate   9 years ago

        Ditty, Scatty, Dit I am love. I am fear, I am the heart and soul of "my dear". Drop your hands, drop that ash - here I am, give me a bash. Look away, do not stare, instead use touch, feel me everywhere. You are love, you are fear, you are the heart and soul of "my dear". Hold me close, I might need a dose, it's drying here and I'm crying, dear. Soft and pink, a delicious drink, mermaids sing and never think, Hear my plea, my ancient plea, across the sea, won't you hear me? I am love, I am fear, I am the heart and soul of "my dear". Pleasure first, and fire last, here's my future and here's my past. Follow me down a rabbit hole, and dream until we both are whole. You are love, you are fear, you are the heart and soul of "my dear". Leave me, lover, leave me Father, I am lost and even farther, Watch me pale, hear me wail, let me drift on dragon's tail. Ditty, scatty, dit, I think that is it.

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        Nicola

        @sammielee46 @spearman @jayjay54 thanks guys for RPs
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          Translate   9 years ago

          Out On My Own I'm out on my own now. Thought I'd give it a try. Not leaving the past, But a temporary goodbye, It all hangs in balance, The threads of #life, Wondering who to be, Friend, lover or wife? I'm not being serious, But please don't lie, I'm not up for games, So don't even say hi, I'm lost, a little, I'll probably admit, Wandering around, Not quite up to commit, Perhaps I should play, With the lads about town, But it never works out, So I'm left feeling down, Do I settle for me? Or should I look for him? Maybe I'm naive, Maybe I'm just dim, Am I so boring? Am I really so fat? That you won't even think - "I'd like some of that!"? Again I can love, I'm open, I'm ready, Is there anyone to ask - "Want to go steady?" Am I just hopeless, A hopeless romantic, Stuck in the real world, Growing more frantic - I thought you were perfect, I had no qualms, But then you go quiet - It rings all the alarms, Same old. Same old. Hope's down the drain. Perhaps give up heart, And settle for brain.

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          Felt that 💪💪❤️☕️
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          ❤️~Alice~❤️

          Yes @leelee101 I agree I really felt
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          ❤️~Alice~❤️

          It, all the good things put into one simple piem
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