Mobile Wallets BBC News: "O2 launches mobile wallet service" I don't mean to piss on your bonfire O2, but I've had mobile wallets for years. They usually hold money, fold in half and fit neatly in my pocket!

Playing Outside I got home from work to see my son standing in the garden while looking through the window and using his Xbox controller. I asked him, "What's going on?" He said, "It's mums fault. She told me it was a beautiful day so I had to go and play outside for a change."

Bag Of Air I love it when I buy a bag of air, and Walkers are nice enough to put a couple of crisps in it!

Charger One of the hardest things in #life is trying to plug in your charger in the dark!

Soap Isn't it odd the way everyone automatically assumes that the goo in soap dispensers is always soap? I like to fill mine with mustard, just to teach people a lesson in trust.