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.Net web developer lots to moan about and keen to learn

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Translate   13 years ago

~Bruce Willis~ Bruce willis was found dead next to a bottle of Viagra. Well I guess we can safely say he 'died hard'

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    Translate   13 years ago

    ~Parenting Fail~ I overheard a father yelling at his toddler who refused to sit still in the shopping cart “If you fall down and break your leg don’t come running to me.”

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    Salette

    You are a funny guy !!!
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    @salettesiao thanks first time I've heard that without the word 'looking' as well ;-)
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    Stenataar

    You are a funny looking guy. Oops, sorry.
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      Translate   13 years ago

      ~Woss~ Jonathan Ross has been accused of stealing a kitchen utensil from tesco. Ross said its a whisk he was willing to take

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        Translate   13 years ago

        ~paws~ I remember being blown away when I noticed lemmings had a set of paws for their pause button.

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          Translate   13 years ago

          ~Warmth~ The only thing good to come from farting too hard.

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          Lol!!!
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