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I'm Delaneyshine's best friend. My name is Kristen and I write jokes, poems, scripts and stories.

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Translate   11 years ago

#quote "When the heart takes control of who you are, you'll know that you're going the right way to love." - Unknown

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    Translate   12 years ago

    The Hancockorials (Jillian) Jillian: Hey Liz, you know that rich bro at school, Joe? Lizzie: What!? Jillian: Oh you know, your new bOyFrIeNd! Lizzie: Jill, It's a rumour, ok? I really hate him. Jillian: Sure, so I must be a girl called Jenny! Lizzie: Shut up. Molly: Liz, can we go upstairs? Lizzie: Sure, if this stink brain get's lost in the Antarctic we will! Jillian: Too far, how about I just watch TV? Lizzie: Somewhere outside! Jillian: How about next door at Tommy's house? Lizzie: Go to Carne's. You know, that pub! Jillian: Sure, I'll take Tommy with me though. Lizzie: Yeah, whatever! Jillian goes to Carne's with his bestie Tommy.

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      Translate   13 years ago

      The Second Day On this day, Tuesday, We have all to say; How was your Monday? Homework to do, Even more work! What else to say? Are you free tonight? Time to relax, Was a my day alright? Food was rice, Yum yum yum! Now time for bed... Was your day nice?

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        Translate   13 years ago

        The First Day On this day, Monday, We have all to say; How was your weekend? Back to school, Work to send, How could it end? Cherish this Monday, As if it were your last, Soon you'll be at the bay! This glorious new week, Some fantastic days, I wish I had a sneak peak...

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          Translate   13 years ago

          The Hancockorials (Totally Not!) Lizzie: My #life is ruined! Molly: Why, what happened? Lizzie: Oh Molly, a boy at school spread a rummer that I was dating Jonas! Molly: (raises eyebrows) Oh my gosh! Jonas is a dorky school bully! Mrs Hancock: Hello girls! How are you? Lizzie: Cava mal! Mrs Hancock: Eh? Lizzie: Not very well. Mrs Hancock: Oh Lizzie (wraps arms round her) what happened to make you upset? Was it Molly? Lizzie: Leave Molly alone! It was a guy at school, he said I was dating dumb old Jonas! Molly: We hate him. He bullies us, and our friends. Mrs Hancock: Well I can sort it out with his parents, ok? By the way, Jillian and baby Sydney are coming home in five minutes. I'll be on the laptop if you need me girls. Is Jonas on Facebook? I can talk to him if I must. Lizzie: No mum, you see I- Molly: Sure his user is Jonas Clank and an exclamation mark at the end. Same for his Twitter and YouTube. He goes on Facebook most. Lizzie: Hey you! Mrs Hancock: Thank you, Molly. Bye!

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