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Hello! My name is Leona! I love to write and hope to get one of my books published. But so far, I am yet to even finish a book........

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(Not-so) Serious Q&A Q&A With Leona a.k.a. 11Mushrooms Q: How often do you make chemistry jokes? A: Periodically. Q: Have you ever done theater? A: Yes, my friends and I recently put on a show about puns. It was basically a play on words. Q:Most tragic family experience? A:I recently found out that my brother is addicted to break fluid. The worst part is that somebody told me he could stop at any moment.

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    Translate   12 years ago

    Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered six offender.

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      Translate   12 years ago

      First off, I'm sorry if you are not religious, or are of a different religion. I don't mean to offend anybody like that. A son is talking to his dad about God. "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?" "God is both." "Daddy, is God black or white?" "God is both." "Daddy, is God dead?" "Uh... Next question?" "Daddy, is God Michael Jackson?"

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      Teddy

      Also: Daddy, is god dead?
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        Translate   12 years ago

        I was going to tell a pencil joke here, but I realize that there's no point.

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        You know what they say right?. You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead.
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          Translate   12 years ago

          I told a chemistry joke the other day. There was no reaction.

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          blindsilence

          Figures, I would stick with math jokes.
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