(Not-so) Serious Q&A Q&A With Leona a.k.a. 11Mushrooms Q: How often do you make chemistry jokes? A: Periodically. Q: Have you ever done theater? A: Yes, my friends and I recently put on a show about puns. It was basically a play on words. Q:Most tragic family experience? A:I recently found out that my brother is addicted to break fluid. The worst part is that somebody told me he could stop at any moment.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered six offender.

First off, I'm sorry if you are not religious, or are of a different religion. I don't mean to offend anybody like that. A son is talking to his dad about God. "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?" "God is both." "Daddy, is God black or white?" "God is both." "Daddy, is God dead?" "Uh... Next question?" "Daddy, is God Michael Jackson?"

I was going to tell a pencil joke here, but I realize that there's no point.

I told a chemistry joke the other day. There was no reaction.