Befuddled becomes bedevilled, befouled. Befallen. Becalmed best become balanced and Be happy...
Love #100days There are three ways to make love... There is the "just got together, any time, any place, any how, just give it to me, baby". There is the "been together quite a few years, Thursday night missionary position". And finally there is the "been with each other far too long, pass each other on the stairs and say 'fuck you'"
Introduction #100days Day one of the new post. "This is your team Dave, Chris and Brian. You'll be working closely with them. "Percy, Nina, Murgatroid, Olive and Lidia are your contacts in HR. Make sure you talk to them this week. "I'll introduce the rest of the people tomorrow at the meeting. You must be overwhelmed with names." "No, no problem. I got them all alphabetised in my head."
From Winston Churchill's History Of The English Peoples Caesar's landing at Deal breached the chasm that nature had cloven. This guy knew how to make the maximum impact with every word
Fundamental Joke A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says "At last! Without you, we can't have mass!"
