Are You My Dad? One day I'll find you, and I'll come up to you and say, "Are you my dad?" and I'll pray to God you say yes. Because then I can get closure. After you say yes I'll tell you, "Where the hell have you been? I was a baby when you left me for a #life of crime. Tell me big boy, was jail fun? In stead of teaching me to ride a bike or throw a ball you choose getting butt raped. While you were out cheating on my mom all these years, she was with me. Being a faithful parent. You played prison softball right? I played on a school team. I haven't dropped out. I'm making straight A's. I hope you're damn proud of not only me but my mom. She raised me and my brother by herself. You owe me 15 years of presents. But I don't want them. I don't want anything from you. You may be my father, but you are sure as hell not my dad. Thanks for the sperm, asshole. I'm going to be great."