Alone Shark On a warm summers day, In a small local park, On an old wooden bench Sits a withered old shark And I said to the shark With a pen in one hand "Are you looking for land, or a famous landmark?" Then I sat on the bench and the shark said to me "Well that pond by that tree is the place I should be" So I lifted the creature and I started the walk t'wards the parks water feature and continued to talk "With a coin and kind words this pond grants a wish" "All I want is the fish! And for pudding the birds" "Well have you a penny and a nice thing to say?" "I haven't got any I lost it okay!? So I made him an offer he couldn't refuse "I'll give you some money. there's nothing to lose. All I want in return is a portion of fish. for every you eat you'll make me a dish." In a small local park where this story will end he 'came a loan shark and I made a friend

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Alice in Circles - Chapter 2 Chapter 2 - Two As Alice stepped inside, the mouth slammed shut behind her and all the light was shrowded in darkness. Alice stood silently for a few seconds then she called out the word "Ma!". Wood creaked and crumbled and replied with "Ma?...". "Echo..." A single light Illuminated a single face. "Echo? You speek no sence dear. All these 'Mama's and 'echo's will get you no where unless you learn to speak some proper english young lady." "Sorry Ma'm" Said Alice quicky so as not to offend. "Your reply caught me off-guard" She said. "Off -guard? Why should it catch YOU off-guard when it was YOU who asked the question? Hmm...?" As it spoke, the figure stepped forward into Alice's field of vision with all eight of its long hairy legs. It lowered its body down untill its face was level with Alices and said "Let me show you to your room" as it sported a toothy smile. From behind its back, pulled it a glow worm. "Can't be doing with fire in here. We don't want father going up in flames now do we?" It chuckled to it's self and turned around to present Alice a flight of helixual wooden stairs. "Don't be shy. I don't bite. Some of the others do though so we'd better hurry up. Off you go." It said as it extended a limb towards the bottom step. Hesitantly, she stepped up slanted circular steps some of which were sideways or broken and the took caution on each step for each step could be curved in such a way it was impossable to stand on truthfully. Alice however IS sharp so, so much so that she cut her arm. Oops. Blood fountained down steps in circles. Waves and wine and Alice lay round. Her eyes were closed and her hair were red. Eight hairy legs surrounding her head. An act of kindness or selfish intent? As the the eight hairy legs took Alice to bed. Linkigi™ End of chapter 2

Alice in Circles - Chapter 1 Chapter 1: One Cautiously, Alice peeped through a crack in the door. She couldn't see much but what she could see was quite unlike what was in here. She was exited by this thaught and pushed her head through the inconveniant door. The world was much clearer now. It was tall and in the middle of it all stood a tall tree. Tall apples clung onto its limbs. Cling it was and cling it did, red and darker and Alice, who was still in mind of limbo pulled and twisted the rest of her body through the inconveniant door to find her feet bare. As she took one step towards the tree a single pink butterfly emerged from the foliage into the mouth of a snake coiled about the branches of the tree. It looked at the girl, licked its lips, and proceeded to whisper words of wisdom and power the girl thaught. She could not reply for the snake was no longer present. "Snakes" she said, 'deceptive' she thaught as she reached for what happened to be the ripest and most prized of all the apples which belonged to the tree. The fruit of her actions was bitterly sweet. Now her five foot six body was the size of her feet. The world grew around her five times and six more. As the girl who was Alice sunk into the floor. Alice opened her eyes and was suprised to find that she was not dead. "How terribally lucky" she said. Her eyes panned upwards to find what was now a very large very very tall tree. "A girl?!" It said. "Where are your ears?" It said. "My ears are on the side of my head". "Indeed." It said. "Then listen to this. You are not welcome here. I have a place reserved for only one. Unless you can convince me otherwise you shal have to leave." "Well where will I go?" Said Alice. "Back where you came from ofcourse!" Alice turned around to the inconveniant blue door. From this side it was pink and grotesque. Not something Alice would dare try and fit back inside. "Tree" she said. "If that IS your real name, my name is Alice, I am twelve years old today and I am lost. So, if you would PLEASE help me find a place to be I would be very greatful." "MY name is father. They call me this because I house the many creatures which live inside me. Now, should I take pity on you, I ask that you follow my rules. Do you think you can do that Alice." "Yes" she said. "Anything". "I see. Well first I expect payment. I do not want anything as shalow as money or gold. A favour is all I ask. Second should be fairly obvious. It is that you do NOT explore anywhere marked as 'staff only'. This will be anywhere BELOW floor one. Finally for number three, this is for your own safety, DO NOT LICK THE WALLS. That is all, I hope you enjoy your stay." "Thankyou Father" Said Alice as she stepped through the open mouth of the tree. "Oh, and Alice, I suggest you take caution with the other guests. Some can be a little... Unpredictable." End of Chapter 1

Alice in Circles Prologue: Zero "Oh, do wake up Alice or you'll miss your party" said Alice's mother to Alice who was sleeping under the family peach tree. "How VERY strange. I seem to have fallen to sleep in such a wonderfull place" said a blurry eyed Alice. She stood up and began to ask what day it was for she had not payed any attention to what her mother had just said. Fortunately for Alice, her mother was no where to be found and was likely already back at the house. "how terribly unfortunate" thaught Alice as she started her short journey back towards her home. Suddenly a thaught jumped her mind. How curious it was that she had found herself in such a place without any reason or knowledge to why she was in this such place in the first place. Surely there must be some sort of reason she had found her self in her place which was surely MUCH appretiated by her mother for she would not be in this place if that WERE the case. Unsure but rather confident nevertheless to what she had just thaught, Alice set off in search of an answer to this particular mystery. How unexpected it must have been to stumble into such an animal than a white rabbit in a waistcoat. Alice found herself lying feet down with one foot forwards and one foot behind her back. "the ceiling is particularly dull today" she thaught out loud when a fluffy voice spoke in her right ear. "Why oh why must the sky be grey, when a shade of red would make a nicer day". "How unusual. I was just thinking the same thing" said Alice as she turned over to come face to face with the rabbit again. It twinged it's wiskers, gave a big grin, and set off in a peculiar direction. As Alice pondered to whether rabbits could even smile, she felt a strong inclination to follow such a rabbit and was especially curious to where it may or may not have dissapeared to. Naturally, the MOST correct action would have been to follow the rabbit. Alice told herself this as she hurriedly chased him down a rabbit hole. She believed it to be a him, since his waistcoat had tails. Before she knew it, she was already far within the earth. "it IS suprising how often I find myself in these perculiar circumstances" Alice thaught. She turned sharply left before realising that she was so called falling downwards down the ditch. Curiously calm, Alice performed several rotations and took in the suroundings briskfully as she fell. A tabled notebook, three wooden spoons, a dolled figure, fifteen glass candels, a battered old piano with two strings missing and a stool to match, and an outstandingly blue wardrobe. "This must be the home of a VERY stylish person" she thaught. All of a sudden she stopped falling. "I must have hit the floor" she thaught outloud again. She looked at her feet and concluded that she HAD infact hit the floor. She span quickly to the sound of dolls, tables and candles crashing to the ground in the scale of A-Minor. The dolls head snapped off and rolled poignantly towards what appeared to be a mossly gravestone at the foot of which layed an iron stopwatch. Curiously so patiently she was, she examined the interesting aspects of the watch such as the numbers and flimsy bits. The clockface was smashed, the hands and arms were all twisted and there was a feint smell of bitterness but nevertheless she pocketed the stopwatch for it reminded her of something she once had. Exactly one minute later the minute hand hit one past twelve but Alice did not notace for she was already in search of a place to be. This place happened to be a room in-which an apple tree stood, the door for which was inconveniant and painted blue. Linkigi™