My Cat Goes Meow : Mark Two My cat goes meow when dad tells her off My cat goes meow when we cough My cat goes meow when we all go to sleep My cat goes meow when she goes for a leap My cat goes meow when she's stuck in mud My cat goes meow when I go THUD! My cat goes meow when we annoy her My cat goes meow when you comb her fur My cat goes meow when she cleans herself My cat goes meow when she's stuck on a shelf My cat goes meow when she climbs up the ladder My cat goes meow and gets alot madder My cat goes meow when she dreams of a man My cat goes meow when she has a plan My cat goes meow for a cat flap My cat goes meow at this man with a cap My cat goes meow to say oh wow My cat goes meow to say KA POW! My cat goes meow and she goes round the bend My cat goes meow when things come to an end. The End.
Doggy And Tiggy In Hawiai "I can't believe we are going to Hawiai!" squealed Doggy excitedly. "I know it is realy romantic"said Tiggy in a romantic voice. " But Tiggy what shall we do with Yiggy?" "He is under 5 so he can go for free"#quoted Tiggy in a high piched voice. "Tiggy we need to start packing it is almost time to go"shouted Doggy, whilst bringing her brown fluffy suitcase up the stairs."Come on Tiggy I have got your tiger striped suitcase fore you"she screamed.Doggy and Tiggy packed as fast as they ever have in their #life. (With a few screams from doggy.)Off they went in there tiger-striped Lamogini all the way to the airport well, a small airport. Then they went in the airplane. On the airplane they met Snow, Cow, Swampy, Kitcat, Pinky, Boofle, Clarence, Clive, Patch,Hot-Horse, Caramel and Mr. Cuddly-Wuddly."Here are your seats" said hosts Bingo and Peanut."Thanks chums!" replied Tiggy. A little too loudly. Everyone stared at the trio. Tiggy went beetroot red. "Err, Doggy," said Tiggy in nearly a whisper, " There are two seats and one split to the middle." "Tiggy when I married you, you where a genius, but it seems as age has caught up with you." Tiggy felt slightly hurt. But it was true. "It's simple. Me and Yiggy by the window and you in the middle." Tiggy nodded his furry head. But regretted it almost instantly when he saw who he was sitting next to. An old, scruffy donkey. He didn't look that exciting from the start but when Tiggy finally sat down the donkey started to natter on about how simple and peaceful it was when he was a youngster and how the world has been ruined because of modern day technology. This made no sense what so ever to Tiggy as the old animal was traveling on a very high tec jumbo jet. He just smiled all the way saying nothing but mmm and very good. When it was time too get off Yiggy squealed with excitment. One by one each of the animals got off. Before Tiggy and the old donkey got off, the old donkey tapped tiggy on the shoulder and said, " Here you go buddy," Tiggy looked down. In the donkey's hand there was over 100 £50 notes! Tiggy's mouth dropped open.What is that fore?asked Tiggy."it's for you" "why"asked Tiggy "because your the only one that likes my storys. "Thanks but do you realy think i said need this. yher to buy my books. searktly tiggy diddnt buy his books he bought one but the rest was 56 chocolate bars and a couple of dresses for doggy because thats what she realy wanted. And the last thing was Yiggy and he bought him a Yerf gun in a hawiian skirt. "Here you doggy here you go Yiggy- Hey where did they go..."