TimeTraveling Twins Maddie and Mason are siblings. Hence the title; they're twins. The twins father was a booming business man when the children were young. Soon enough, as birthdays came and went, the twins fathers business became less popular and plummeted down. The family and employees were going broke very slowly, because the kids fathers business was the star of the city. It would seem like no one could go broke in this city, but yes it happens to be true. The journey from now on was tough, considering that they had a large family; Maddie, Mason, dad and mom. The thing about their mother is that she is very ill. Nope, not cancer, yet, the doctors are trying to verify if it is or not. No one knows what it is. *flashback begins* "Maddie, watch for moms car. I'm gonna go say hi to my friend." Said Mason. "No! You need to watch too! Friends aren't THAT important!" Replied Maddie. "Pfshh." So Mason went along and said hi to his buddy, disobeying his sister. Maddie was watching for her mothers car, instead the kids fathers truck drove up to the waiting line. Usually their mother picks them up, since she is a stay a home mom, because their father owns a money paying business. When dad picks up the kids, very rarely, he would always wave them down. Not today. Maddie knew something was wrong. She ran down the sidewalk and motioned for dad to roll down the window. "Where's mom? She always picks us up. Why didn't you wave me down? What's wrong?" Maddie said as she was walking alongside her fathers truck. "Grab your brother, get in when I pull up. Go so you don't get ran over." Said dad in a stern but easy voice. Maddie did what she was told, and pulled her brother away from his conversation. "Hey! What was that for sis!" "Shut up something's wrong. Come on dads here." "Dad? But mom picks us up! Always!" The children got in the car and buckled in. "Dad what's wrong?" Asked one of the kids. "God Dangit!! Come on move it!! I'm tryna' get through here!" Yelled dad, he had road rage. "I'm gonna drop you off at home. Do your homework." Said their dad. "Dad we don't have homework, it's Friday... What is wrong?" Asked Maddie. He didn't answer. The truck was silent the whole drive home. When they arrived home, Mason ran inside and began searching for mom. Maddie did the same. She wasn't home. She's always home. Maddie and Mason went back outside to dad, but he was gone. "Mason, where's dad! Where's mom, where alone!" Screamed Maddie. "Come on, we can follow dads truck tire print on the four wheeler." "No, it's illegal to drive and ATV in town! Let's wait it out!" "Not if you have a license plate for it you dummy! Come on." "Only if I can drive it, go get the helmets!" Argued the twins. They set off, hurrying before their dads tire prints dusted away. The prints led to the hospital. The twins gasped, knowing where they were. "What do you think happened? Let's go inside." Said Maddie. "Excuse me ma'am? Has Tucker Riney came in here any time earlier?" Mason looked over the counter at the secretary. He read Julia Loves on the shirt name clip. "Hmm, yes he has. Can I help you with anything, young man?" She was a skinny lady, not bone skinny, but good looking skinny. She looked about 29. "Umm, yeah, me and my sisters mom always picks us up after school, but our dad did today. He dropped us off at our house and left without us knowing. No one was in the house so we took our four wheeler and followed his tracks here. Something's wrong with our mom." Said Mason. Ms. Loves looked very surprised. She stood up and said "Well you are very smart. I'll show you were your mother is."

Aesop Fable One day two dogs, a large great dane named Rajah and a small chihuahua named Teeny, met in the doggie park. "Haha! Your weakness is hilarious to me! How frail and small you are!" Rajah snorted. "And how I am a purebred, you are just a little dog, with nothing to say. Ha." Teeny got angry. "Well I can not help how I am bred! Neither can you. It just so happens you are a fancy schmancy princess!" Teeny, the small but mighty dog shouted with all of her might. She did not wish to fight, for she was not a snotty, rude dog. She was a actually quite respectful, born and raised a good girl. "Being small is an advantage! You watch! How rude you are! You just watch!!" And, of course, something happened. It started pouring out of nowhere. Teeny looked up and snarled at Rajah the bully. She ran to the nearest bench, so fast the water was gliding off of her short, smooth fur. Rajah was dumbfounded, she just stood there, turning her head this way and that looking for a large enough shelter to house her wet body. In the distance, Rajah heard giggling. Sure enough it was Teeny, under the dry bench. Rajah hobbled her big body to the bench, studied it for a moment, and frowned. "You see, Wet Princess, if you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all. Or maybe Karma will get the best of you. But I see she already has you." Teeny smiled and slid farther under the dry bench, watching the princess stand in the hard rain.

Nora's mom cut her from all of her activities. As you can see, she probably was not happy about that. Nora's activities were her #life. Apparently, after school when Nora got home, her mom gave her a lecture about school, and how it's not that hard. Nora was failing math, her least liked subject. She was whizzing through science and reading and other subjects, which her mom was proud of. But Nora wasn't happy. She didn't want to be taken out of her basketball league, or volleyball team, or science club! Especially not her pet sitters club called the Pet Pizzaz Team. But her mom had made her point.

Wrong Place (funny joke) A British man books a plane trip to China. Monday morning he takes off. Later on he arrives in China. The man finds a hotel and unpacks. He decides to go to the cafe. He orders tea. The man finds a pleasant one person table to drink his tea. "Tea Time!" The British man shouts with glee. A Chinese man walks over to the British man and speaks English. (Which they both understand) "Hello, may I sit with you?" Asks the Chinese man. The British man says yes, how nice, and takes a drink of his tea. "Oh! How dare you!!" Said the Chinese man. "What did I do? Huh?" The British man is confused. "You cursed me! And that goes to all my other people!" Yelled the Chinese man, obviously offended. "You cursed me with your pinky!" The Chinese man screamed at the other. At that moment the British man thought, oh crap, I forgot I'm in china. Answer: British people hold their pinky finger up at tea time while holding the teacup. Pinky finger is a curse word in china (as we say) like a middle finger is in America.

Switching Sisters Marianne was a big city girl. She dreamt of big places like Paris or New York. One day she would live there. Oh, yeah, that's what she thought. It definetly did not turn out that way. Molly, the country girl tomboy, loved where she lived. The country. She loved the sound of cicadas in the summer nights. What they didn't know is that they were related to each other. The girls new each other, that their parents were friends. Marianne only lived with her mother since she was born, Molly lives with her dad on a ranch since she was born. The girls have came to a conclusion that the parents are hiding a secret from them. They made a club. Only them, it was about the girls conclusion. They asked Molly's dad if they were related. "What? No. Me and Mari's mother know each other very well. You girls have known each other since you were born." Liar, the girls thought. "Oh really. I know we are related because you and my mom are very close..." Mari said. "...... Yes.... Well, you girls are sisters. Me and your mother split but got together again very soon. We had moved away from each other and raised you separately." Dustin said. (Their father) "....that's why we look so much alike!" The girls said. "Can I meet Sally? And tell her that you told us what you told us? My mom. Sally. It's cool I know now I have a sister and mom!" Said Molly. "Hm. Ok. In the truck... girls." Said Dustin with a smile to his two real girls. Mari and Molly were talking the whole twenty minute drive to town. "That's why we look alike, our names start with the same letter. Hehehe!! I thought we were just close friends!" Said the girls. "Well girls. We're almost here." Said Dustin. When we drove up to Sally's big house, she was outside in the garden. Sally looked up from pulling weeds. "Marianne! Sweety!" Shouted Sally. "Mother! Hi mom. Guess what? Molly and me are sisters!" Shouted Mari. "....... Dustin, you told....? Oh yes yes!" Sally said. "Yea well, long story." Said Dustin with a grin. "Mmm, oh yeah, long story." Sally said in between the shouting and prancing of the girls. "Well, you know their not going on through their #life without not knowing they are sisters!" Dustin said. "Momma, daddy! Are we gonna move in as a big family now?" Said Molly. "Well honey, now we have nice houses and......" Sally said. "Now Sally, since Molly and I have lots a room, and a couple extra bed rooms and other rooms, why don't you come out and love with us in the country?" Dustin said. "Well, my garden, my pool, my things..." Sally said disappointed. "Seriously? Sally, your going to bring your things along. I put in an inground pool in my backyard. And Molly has a big garden with her favorite foods in it and I'm sure we can expand for flowers. Come on honey." Dustin said pleadingly. "Mari? What'd ya think?" Sally asked her daughter. "Umm, heck yes momma!!" Mari yelled. "Ok Dustin let's get a packin'." Sally said. "Um. Well I'll have to get some boxes from work tomorrow so we will start packin tomorrow! And it's almost time to eat!" Dustin said. "PIZZA HUT!!!!!!!!!" Screamed the girls. "OKAY!!! Quiet down ladies!" Dustin joked. So the family went to Pizza Hut. And got stuffed with some stuffed crust. (crap that made me hungry!) As of tomorrow everyone went to Sally's apartment and started packing. Once they were done they were all just wore out! "Let's get to bed!"