Aesop Fable One day two dogs, a large great dane named Rajah and a small chihuahua named Teeny, met in the doggie park. "Haha! Your weakness is hilarious to me! How frail and small you are!" Rajah snorted. "And how I am a purebred, you are just a little dog, with nothing to say. Ha." Teeny got angry. "Well I can not help how I am bred! Neither can you. It just so happens you are a fancy schmancy princess!" Teeny, the small but mighty dog shouted with all of her might. She did not wish to fight, for she was not a snotty, rude dog. She was a actually quite respectful, born and raised a good girl. "Being small is an advantage! You watch! How rude you are! You just watch!!" And, of course, something happened. It started pouring out of nowhere. Teeny looked up and snarled at Rajah the bully. She ran to the nearest bench, so fast the water was gliding off of her short, smooth fur. Rajah was dumbfounded, she just stood there, turning her head this way and that looking for a large enough shelter to house her wet body. In the distance, Rajah heard giggling. Sure enough it was Teeny, under the dry bench. Rajah hobbled her big body to the bench, studied it for a moment, and frowned. "You see, Wet Princess, if you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all. Or maybe Karma will get the best of you. But I see she already has you." Teeny smiled and slid farther under the dry bench, watching the princess stand in the hard rain.