Amber Amber is my Rottweiler, She lies around all day. She slumbers in the morning, Until it's time to play. Food times are so funny, She scoffs until it's gone. Then sounds the bottom bellows, (We hope it's only one). Her smile is so enchanting, Her eyes so full of soul. She makes my heart go soppy, She certainly knows that role. And when the day is over, A big wet sloppy kiss. She wags her tail and settles, A doggies #life is bliss.
Cut Short Marched into a brightly lit room, Instruments of torture located in every area. The victim is marched to the black leatherette chair, So it can be wiped clean easily. Gazing eyes bear into the back of my head, What will he be subjected to today? The cloth is tied around his neck, His breath begins to quicken, knowing what awaits him, Expert interrogators who'll extract every detail of your #life history The interrogation begins "Short back and sides again" ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
The Older Model Goodbye my dear friend You once sparkled and turned heads Quietly sailing along Serene and with grace Those days have long gone. Whilst your will is still strong, Your body is no longer able. The whispers of sweet love now turned into a raspy cough So farewell my love I will not shed a tear Or long for your return. Your trade in value was acceptable And my new car arrives tomorrow