THE ALIEN ON THE MOON I know someone Who's been to the moon, He says he met an alien Who could make cartoons! Supposedly the alien Couldn't write a word, So my friend sat and taught him, How to write 'Bird' Then my friend had to go, It was way past his bedtime, So the alien gave him a present, Which was a pack of limes! That's the end of the story, Im sorry to say, But if you see an alien, Tell them I said 'hey'

This may not make sense but: (also there is another page) Do not wish for a world without sadness. If we were never sad, we would never know what feeling happy is like. Do not wish to never die. Everyone you've ever known would die before you- and you would eventually be left with no one- and no one would want to be friend with an old lady/man......

Warning: never ever eat tomatoes with ketchup. It is a bad idea.

The Amazing Flying Fish Part2 Molly sat on the pavement, howling. Suddenly, a parade of purple fish flew down to her and carries her up above the clouds. They lay her in a bed of clouds and looked after her. But one fish, a little fish named Jimmy didn't like cats so he ate Molly. And that was that. How sad.

The Amazing Flying Fish Part1 Molly the cat was sitting by her bowl, washing her soft, ginger pelt, when suddenly a fish wearing a bright red superman cape flew through the kitchen window! Quickly, Molly followed the fish into their living room! The fish smashed through the television and broke three ornaments. Molly pounced on the fish, and ate it in one gulp. Suddenly, Molly's owner walked in! Oh no! Molly's owner though Molly had made all the mess! She sent Molly outside and left her there.... PART TWO COMJNG SOON