They're Funny Because They're Not Why did Susie's ice cream melt? Because she was on fire. How do you make a plumber cry? You tie him up and kill his family. Why did the clown fall off of the swing? Because I just shot him in the head. What has 2 legs and is bleeding? Half a dog. What do you do when you see a spaceman? You park in it man! How'd you organise a party in Space? You planet!

If you aim for the gold and move at the last moment then you're going to miss the target. If you aim for the white and move at the last moment then you may get something you weren't expecting, or you could miss the target again. It just depends which direction you choose.

Accents... Accents are just fantastic. Am I the only one that goes on google translate to make the voice have an accent? If I am then you're missing out my friends.

Gale Hawthorne His dark hair, His many glares, His muscled arms, His non existent charms. The ladies love him the way he is, Wanting to entwine their fingers with his. "Lucky Katniss Everdeen." they all say, "I wish I was her, just for a day." His cynical views, His face that's never bemused, His grey eyes, His unsaid goodbyes. He's the perfect dream man, From his chiseled looks right down to his tan. There are many layers behind his perfect face, And is willing to never give up the chase. His calloused hands, His involvement in Her demands, His elaborate snares, His Hob wares. His one true love ditched him, For a baker that spends all day in the kitchen. I wrote this about Gale from the Hunger Games; it's a seriously good book so check it out!

Touching a rock is examining the past. Touching a flower is feeling the present. Touching a child is loosing your job.