Hi/Bye By Gemma Doyle Bye everyone I'm going to be deleting Opuss quite soon but hopefully my wonderful partner Miscellaneous will be able to get her own iPod and write you more wonderful things Fare the well, Gemma

By Gemma Doyle Anyone have a cure for heartbreak? I really need it...

By Gemma Doyle Getting my boyfriend to hang out with me: Fail Giving my boyfriend his valentine: Fail Getting my boyfriend to kiss me: Fail Me even being his girlfriend: Not-Fail

Dark Vs. Light By Gemma Doyle Darkness Widow Widower Death Murder Sin Loss of breath Light Love Happiness Joy #life Color And maybe a toy Stroke Abortion Kidnap Rape Cheater Burglar And ill fate Marriage A house Husband Wife Good Food Forgiveness Nice Revenge Suicide Bully Slap Hurt Rip And collapse Determination Strength Charity Glory Hope Modesty A world less gory Heartbreak Boo Execute Maim Punch Push Lose again Dark vs. light fight vs. resolve find vs. lost give up vs. solve Charity vs. selfish Agreement vs. strife Joy vs. evil Death vs. #life

You Can Never Tell By Gemma Doyle You never can tell if parents notice or are listening Kid: I'm going to become a terrorist and blow up stuff! Parents: mmmhmm Kid: When I grow up I'll cause pain to all! Parent: ok Kid: Hey I'm going to get some cookies Parent: no you're not no cookies before dinner See what I mean? You never can tell if your boyfriend's notices or is paying attention Girl: *in a dress* Does this look alright? Guy: *doesn't even look up* yes you look beautiful Girl: *wearing boyfriend's shoes* do these look ok on me? Guy: yeah they- wait a minute those are mine! Again see what I mean? -these examples were adapted from "Calvin and Hobbes" and "PrankvsPrank"