Harvard Graduate Q: How do you get a Harvard graduate off your porch? A: Pay him for the pizza. Please like and comment!! ❤️

1900-03-12 0000 Q: What's 72? A: 69 with three people watching. Please comment and like!! ❤️

Bath Time For Criminals Q: Why'd the robber take a bath? A: He wanted to make a clean getaway. Please comment and like!! ❤️

Cops The cops must be after you because it's illegal to look that good. Please comment and like!! ❤️

Church A little girl and her mother are at church when the little girl starts to feel sick. Her mother tells her to go throw up in the bushes behind the church. When the little girl returns, her mother asks her if she threw up. "Yes," the girl says. "But I didn't have to go all the way around the back. There was a box near the front door that said 'For the Sick'" Please comment and like!! ❤️