Said Everyone, Ever PERSON I HAVE CRUSH ON, Y U NO NOTICE ME EVER?!

The Aftermath You might have had a cracker of a time last night, but as the morning breaks and the dregs of "what happened last night" or "what did I say" slip through the boozey fog of your mind you'll wish you'd never touched that illusive rum from your parents' dusty cupboard.

Exercise Videos You know it's a terrible moment when your exercise video has been playing for about ten minutes and the woman on the screen is like "WOOOO you can do this EXERCISE WOOOO" and you're rolling on the floor dying

Lovers My advice to you and your lover and lovers everywhere; they might irritate you and drive you mad, you might argue sometimes, and cry a little even.. but if you love them and if they make you happy - truly happy - then you hang on to them, because love is a very precious thing.

Google Translate The irony when a language teacher says to you "..and don't even THINK about using google translate, it always gets it wrong!" and you're like "LOL, bitch please, if it was wrong then how is my homework all correct? *smug*"