TRUE STORY * No seriously Simon is my uncle * A man from south Africa wanted to be able to drive in England. But he was really really bad at driving! Then he found Simon, my uncle. He teached him in an empty car park. He stirred to the left, then to the right, then to the left again really bad! Really? Simon decided to tell this man: "When you get home, get a plate from your cupboard and practice steering." The next week the man came back. And guess what he said? "I broke the plate."