Thanks To everyone, many thanks for reposting some of my attempts. Err.... Can someone explain what this means? I'm comparatively new and even more ignorant!

Defeat v Failure I can accept defeat, this is my strength I cannot accept failure This is your weakness.

Heart On Loan I'm not a fool, and I don't wear it on my sleeve, but in your case... I'm willing to make an exception A bitter sweet painful place to be in, when you realise...love is The Perfect Imperfection So........ I'm giving you my heart And I I'm giving it for free There's only one condition That you return it back to me. And please, in the same condition, no blemishes no breaks, Because all hearts are frail One stumble is all it takes. There are no hidden costs involved and I swear this gift is true, you are the only one for me so this heart is meant for you. So now I have an empty space where my heart should be, So make sure it's in one piece when you give it back to me.

Bedlam Hello Everyone, I am happy to announce that I have just received the results of my tests from the Psychiatric Hospital of the planet Zorg, and they have confirmed beyond all doubt that I am stark raving mad. My lights are on but nobody's home, I'm knitting with only one needle and my lift does not go to the top floor. I'm a mouthful short of a full meal, (that's when I'm not licking windows), I've a number of screws loose and a couple of marbles rolling around upstairs I'm not the sharpest knife in the draw, and I have only 51 cards in my deck. Couldn't of put better ourselves!

Australian Agony Aunt I got this off the Web Dear Bruce, I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbours daughter. I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbours daughter is 22. We have been married for ten years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won't go to counselling and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore. If he leaves me for her I won't be able to look after our two young children and keep up my job, so I will become dependant upon the state, and that is something I am desperate not to do. I thought we had a good sex #life, and although not as frequent as in our younger days, I didn't know he was unhappy. I keep the house clean and tidy , and prepare the meals as he likes them. He always has clean, ironed clothes, and we go out quite regularly to concerts or for a meal. I though our #life was perfect. Can you please help? Sincerely, Sheila ****************************** Dear Sheila: A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors. I hope this helps, Bruce