How To Say 'I Love You'
Okay... Okay. Here's
what I'm gonna do:
I'll march right up to you and say,
"Hello - I love you."
Or is that too
direct? Yes, I think it is,
in which case I'll simply
say, "I think you're just whizz!"
Unless that's too weird...
Who says 'whizz' anymore?
(Apparently me, but
no others for sure.)
So now I have a problem,
I'm not sure what to do:
So many ways there are
to say, "I love you."
I don't want to sound weird,
Or like I'm high on drugs;
all I want to do is
ask you for some hugs
- well, and love, but
that can just come later
once I've proven how
I am an expert dater.
Not that I date too much,
You're the only one
for me! That I promise
you, for my heart's been won
only by yourself,
There never has been any
other (except one or two
but that's not too many...)
And now I am completely
yours, so will you be mine?
Oh, no, that's too cliché;
I'd rather ask, 'Can I be thine?'
But we're getting off
track; I don't want to live
a single moment longer
unless you're who I'm with!
(Please tell me that was
better, I've few ideas
left... Oh! Maybe
I should ask my peers,
they're bound to have advice!)
...No. No, I can't,
if I don't do this myself,
Go out with me you shan't...
Okay... okay. Here's
what I'm gonna do:
Plain and simple, here
it is - "I'm in love with you."
There.
I said it.
And do you know what?
I regret it not one bit.
You don't feel the
same, but that's okay,
I just needed to get it off
my chest (though now I'll move away...)