OMFG DAN IS 25 OMFG HOW THE FUCK CAN DANIEL JAMES HOWELL BE 25 FUCKING YEARS OLD

Short Bedtime Story There was a potato chip in a chip packet with all his friends. Then a horrible ass human opened the packet and ate him. What an asshole?

Im Bored Im blonde, and i love blonde jokes. Whats the difference between UFO's and smart blondes? There have been sightings of UFO's. The blonde climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side. How do you make a one-armed blonde fall out of a tree? Wave to her.

Kids I just woke up and i realised kids are hella spoiled. I just got an iPhone 5c and i walked pass a primary school and kids there had iPhone 6s, expensive backpacks, expensive cases and everything. I was just yhinking about how stupidly spoiled kids are.

Hello Hi guys i had an acc before but i forgot it. I guess ill mainly post about my #life my name is Sarah, i live in Perth, Western Australia and i play netball. Oh and yourube is only 90% of my #life... I watch youtubers such as: danisnotonfire, amazingphil, LDShadowlady, Jessii Vee and JKFilms!