No 5 Bus Sitting with my dear wife Enjoying the peaceful #life A call from my daughter The illusion does shatter Alas! She would bemoan All in a bother Her brother's iPhone He's left on the bus The no 5 How will he survive?! I feel a #poem coming on No time for the bourbon Dashed out to enquire And find with much fuss A journey elsewhere Is surely required Pulling up at the bus stop I'm caught on the hop The no5 bus Hey! Is getting away I torpedo across the road Heart pounds ready to explode I grabbed the bus Stopped & searched To no avail No iPhone I'm blown! Gonna need that ale! Soon had to ask "Are there two no 5's?" With puzzled looks of mirth A chuckle behind the mask " This is the no9! You got the wrong bus guy"!!!

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