Piggy Firkin This is the tale of piggy firkin. The meanest pig in the land. Who sold his mother for Parma ham!!! His bacon was mean & hard. His crackling far to sharpe. Any pig who got into his yard. Became rendered down lard. So little piggies beware Watch out for those mean eyes & that stare!!! Keep your pink flesh out of sight. Or you will find your loin chops in the frying pan tonight...!!!!!!