I Hate Cats!!!!!! I hate cats!!!!!! They don't like me either. They creep into my draws & nick one sock. I hate cats!!!!!! They hang around in dark alleys wearing raincoats & hats. Ready to stick their claws in my back. Forget your cute cuddly Puss. That's just a cover up. What they want you to think. Their just plotting our downfall I think. I hate cats!!!!!!

Henry The Rock & Roll Spider Henry played axe in a rock and roll band. He had many arms & a large moustache. Besides this he looked a lot like Slash. (he even went as far as buying his top hat)

Piggy Firkin This is the tale of piggy firkin. The meanest pig in the land. Who sold his mother for Parma ham!!! His bacon was mean & hard. His crackling far to sharpe. Any pig who got into his yard. Became rendered down lard. So little piggies beware Watch out for those mean eyes & that stare!!! Keep your pink flesh out of sight. Or you will find your loin chops in the frying pan tonight...!!!!!!

In moonlight Green leaves Seem bright

Catching trains Honeysuckle clambers over A wire fence