The Vampire Slayer.... One day, Dracula was walking down the street, when a scotch egg hit him. He turned around and there was no-one there. So he carried on walking. Then a sandwich hit him. He turned around and there was no-one there. He carried on walking. Then an apple hit him on the head and he fell to the floor. He looked up and a figure was walking up to him. He asked her what her name was. She said.... "I am 'Buffet' the vampire slayer"

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