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Anti- Jokes 1.)A dyslexic man walks into a bra. 2.)What did the mouse say to the elephant? 2 answer.)Nothing. Mice can't talk. 3.)Why did the boy drop his ice cream? 3 answer.)Because he was hit by a bus. 4.)My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she was swallowed whole by a 10 foot scorpion. 5.)What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? 5 answer.)A chocolate chip muffin. 6.)Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? 6 answer.) Because it was dead.

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