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Translate   13 years ago

Anti- Jokes 1.)A dyslexic man walks into a bra. 2.)What did the mouse say to the elephant? 2 answer.)Nothing. Mice can't talk. 3.)Why did the boy drop his ice cream? 3 answer.)Because he was hit by a bus. 4.)My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she was swallowed whole by a 10 foot scorpion. 5.)What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? 5 answer.)A chocolate chip muffin. 6.)Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? 6 answer.) Because it was dead.

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    Translate   13 years ago

    Blonde Painting A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

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    Jonah

    sorry, i didnt mean to post that twice
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    Salette

    Delete it then .
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    Casey

    Someone has already posted that before you @jonah4
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      Translate   13 years ago

      Blonde Painting A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

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        Translate   13 years ago

        Zombies How many Zombies does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, Zombies can't fit in a light bulb and they don't screw. No Seriously, How many Zombies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Why are you watching Zombies screw in a light bulb, SHOOT THEM!

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        Michael

        So beast
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        Jonah

        totally
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        ⒽᎯⓁεⓎ°\(ッ)/°

        Lol
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          Translate   13 years ago

          Blood Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, "Let's fly out of the cave and get some blood." "We're new here," says the second one. "It's dark out, and we don't know where to look. We'd better wait until the other bats go with us." The first bat replies, "Who needs them? I can find some blood somewhere." He flies out of the cave. When he returns, he is covered with blood. The second bat says excitedly, "Where did you get the blood?" The first bat takes his buddy to the mouth of the cave. Pointing into the night, he asks, "See that black building over there?" "Yes," the other bat answers. "Well," says the first bat, "I didn't."

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          I don't get it...?
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          Jonah

          the bat flew into the building
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          Liam

          I for funny joke mate LOLZ
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