Scarey Inflight Announcement A plane had just took off from JFK in New York. After reaching its cruising altitude of 35,000ft, the Captain made an announcement over the P.A. "Ladies and Gentleman, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to flight 293 non -stop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and flying conditions are excellent. So sit back, relax and - OH MY GOD!". Then silence. The passengers looked around at each other, confused as to what was going on. Finally after a few minutes which felt like hours, the captain came back on the P.A. and said "Apologies about that ladies and gents, sorry if I scared you earlier but one of the flight attendants brought me a coffee and spilt it in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!". A passenger sat in economy said "That's nothing. He should see the back of mine!!!"