Translate   7 years ago

Mary For over sixty years, Mary's been a hooker, she's had more meat inside her than a fast food restaurants cooker, she's made more noise whilst banging, than a problem neighbours door, and holds a lot more semen than that boat along the shore, the punters keep on coming now she's in her twilight years, Mary looks quite lovely, once you've had two dozen beers, but boozing makes you bendy and you're pissing like Niagara, thank God for golden showers, and her sideline in Viagra. #poem #adult #funny #rude

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