Things Said In A Vets Practice Vet nurse: "is th..

Tradurre 7 anni fa

Things Said In A Vets Practice Vet nurse: "is that poop a new poop or an old poop?" Cat owner: "Do you want mummy to suck your ears?" Vet nurse: "what smells?" Vet: "flea spray and farts" Vet: "where is the thingy?" Vet nurse: *picks up thingy under vets nose* Client: "Do I have to pay for that medicine, won't coconut butter/garlic powder/voodoo juice work?" Owner of half dead animal: "he is just not himself today" Vet Nurse: "who got blood on the wall?" Vet: "what do you think this stain is, my lunch, dog drool, vomit or anal sac juice?" Nurse: "Do you want this urine or can I chuck it?" Most cats: "Fuck you."

Mi piace

Commento

Hey Nicola, welcome to our new Opusia Hope you are doing great. If you need any help, please check our Support and Mentors group. We are still fixing bits based on users feedback. Juts a tip: start to add #tags to your opuses… they are like a small categories/links. You simply add them to the end of your opuses and they will show under your Title. You can then click on them and you will see all opuses with the same #tag – for example #poem

· 0 · 1508416077

Hahahaha. Anal sack juice.... Niiicceeee.

· 0 · 1508432126

Voodoo juice! Nice one, BikiniVet™ ❤️

· 0 · 1508450669

Tradurre 7 anni fa

Honza

Sammie ❤️

Lee