Jay
Translate   7 years ago

Alpha Male? I have a friend at work. He's a bit posh. Ex RAF. Very insecure. Not getting much lady action since his divorce. I like him. The other day he came out with a beauty- 'Jay, I've decided i need to be more 'alpha male.' Im going to grow a beard. It'll be my own personal homage to George Michael.' After spitting my coffee out I had to confirm if he intended to be so funny. His face told me he hadn't a clue!

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