True Love ❤️ I knew a guy called Randal, A more handsome man hard to find, But he got caught up in a scandal, Caused by his perfectly pert behind, Those ladies they did love it, They couldnt help but slap and pinch, More than once got caught red handed, In a compromising clinch, He tried to dissuade these women, But his words always fell in vain, Had no control of his trouser snake, It constantly argued with his brain, One day came a big decision, To hide away from all temptations, Bang on course for a deadly collision, Due to various on going investigations, Without warning announcing his marriage, To a pure and beautiful maiden, Ignoring all gossip and disparage, Of which her reputation had now been laden, They called her dumb, they whispered slut and even labelled her ugly, Till Randal but those bitches straight, Proclaiming "my new spouse.........is a Boy Pug Dog who's lovingly known as Fugley!"