Ella The earth, the land, the air, the sea, The wind that whispers through the trees, The sun so warm, the#moonthat shines, The wine that tastes oh so divine, The crystal clear ice cold water, Just can't compare to my perfect daughter. Happy 18th baby ❤️Dad. x

Meow I don't know but I've been told, The best pussy is always bold, Unless there is a landing strip, Cos that gives you extra grip.

Secret I've got a secret but I cant tell you, You'll never guess it even if you try, It was only the few in the know who knew, Safe to say their all mortified! When this gets out it'll finish him, He won't work again in this town, The futures looking pretty grim, For the King whose lost his crown.

True Love ❤️ I knew a guy called Randal, A more handsome man hard to find, But he got caught up in a scandal, Caused by his perfectly pert behind, Those ladies they did love it, They couldnt help but slap and pinch, More than once got caught red handed, In a compromising clinch, He tried to dissuade these women, But his words always fell in vain, Had no control of his trouser snake, It constantly argued with his brain, One day came a big decision, To hide away from all temptations, Bang on course for a deadly collision, Due to various on going investigations, Without warning announcing his marriage, To a pure and beautiful maiden, Ignoring all gossip and disparage, Of which her reputation had now been laden, They called her dumb, they whispered slut and even labelled her ugly, Till Randal but those bitches straight, Proclaiming "my new spouse.........is a Boy Pug Dog who's lovingly known as Fugley!"

Friends & Family Your friends will always be close, But never quite close enough, The day will come for sure, When they go cos things got tough, Family on the other hand, Will stick with you like glue, This comes down to their love, Which from them is always true.