Chatroom- Stress CatnipKatniss has entered the chatroom. CatnipKatniss: Anyone else on here has to be as bored as me. Marvel-ousSpears: Hi Katniss. CatnipKatniss: You have got to be kidding me!! Marvel-ousSpears: Nope CatnipKatniss: Go away! LoveYourKnifeClove has entered the chatroom. LoveYourKnifeClove: Hey Katniss! CatnipKatniss: Clove?! Oh f**k! Volts: Language, Katniss! CatnipKatniss: Beetee? You have to be joking. Peetachip has entered the chatroom. Peetachip: Hi Katniss CatnipKatniss: For Gods sake. Peetachip: What? CatnipKatniss: Your username! Omg. Peetachip: Lol CatnipKatniss: *facepalm* Foxface has entered the chatroom. Foxface: Hello everyone! Peetachip: Hi! CatnipKatniss: I didn't think you were aware that people called you Foxface... Foxface: *raises eyebrow* CatnipKatniss: Ok, ok, sorry. GaleFailSnail has entered the chatroom. GaleFailSnail: Hi Catnip! CatnipKatniss: Gale. What. The. Hell. GaleFailSnail: I wanted a third rhyming thing... CatnipKatniss: I need new friends. DrunkVictor has entered the chatroom. DrunkVictor: What's everyone doing? CatnipKatniss: Haymitch?! Are you serious? Everyone knows you have a drinking problem! You don't need to broadcast it any more!! DrunkVictor: Calm down, sweetheart. CatnipKatniss: Oh yeah. I really need new friends. All these silly names, plus an inebriated Haymitch. He'll fall asleep and hit the keyboard and then it'll be 773).£;£,)/@mcixnielsn and other crap like that! HotterThanYou has entered the chatroom. CatnipKatniss: *sighs* Hello Finnick. HotterThanYou: Aw! How did you know it was me? CatnipKatniss and everyone else: *raises eyebrows* HotterThanYou: Point taken. LadyPrimroseButtercup and LittleMockingjay have entered the chatroom. LadyPrimroseButtercup and LittleMockingjay: Ooh, hi everyone! Are we having a party? CatnipKatniss: Why am I still here? LittleMockingjay: Oh cheer up Katniss! LadyPrimroseButtercup: Yeah, cheer up! This is fun! Peetachip: They're right, Katniss. DrunkVictor: Sure are. CatnipKatniss: Haymitch, you're drunk. You can't think straight or talk sense when you're drunk. You know that. DrunkVictor: You win. AxeObsession has entered the chatroom. AxeObsession: What's up, losers? Peetachip: Hi Johanna! CatnipKatniss: Still as charming as ever, I see. AxeObsession: So you aren't so brainless any more, are you, brainless? *laughs* CatnipKatniss: *smiles* GaleFailSnail and Peetachip: No way! How can Johanna Mason make you smile and not us? AxeObsession: She sees you guys every day! Me, she hardly ever sees! You missed me, right Katniss? CatnipKatniss: Yes, I admit, I did. AxeObsession: Even though we only saw each other last week? CatnipKatniss: Yeah. How are you coping? You know, after what happened? AxeObsession: Oh, I'm fine now. You really made me feel better about the whole thing xx CatnipKatniss: I'm glad to hear it xx LadyPrimroseButtercup and LittleMockingjay: Ooh this is so exciting! We're happy for you, Johanna! AxeObsession: Thanks, Prim, Rue xx LittlePosyFlowerTots has entered the chatroom. LittlePosyFlowerTots: Is someone having a baby? LadyPrimroseButtercup: Johanna. LittlePosyFlowerTots: *falls off chair* CatnipKatniss: Um, Posy, are you all right? LittlePosyFlowerTots: Yeah, I'm fine! Just a little surprised is all. But congrats, Johanna. AxeObsession: It wasn't really my choice, but thank you! Peetachip: What? Marvel-ousSpears, LoveYourKnifeClove and DrunkVictor: Ooh this sounds like a very interesting story! GaleFailSnail, Peetachip, LadyPrimroseButtercup, LittleMockingjay and Volts: We want to hear too! *all look at Katniss* Katniss? CatnipKatniss: Oh! I've already heard the story. You guys listen. Glimmer-ousGirl has entered the chatroom. Glimmer-ousGirl- I want to hear! CatnipKatniss: Oh, for pity's sake. AxeObsession: Well, I was just walking home from work when some creep dragged me down a dark alley and took advantage of me. I was tired after work so I couldn't do anything. *sobs* LadyPrimroseButtercup and LittleMockingjay: Oh Johanna, don't cry! GaleFailSnail, Peetachip, DrunkVictor, Foxface, Glimmer-ousGirl, Marvel-ousSpears, LittlePosyFlowerTots, Volts and HotterThanYou: We're here for you too Johanna! AxeObsession: Thanks guys MahoganyQueen has entered the chatroom. CatnipKatniss: Oh no... Everyone else: Effie! Mahogany Queen: I didn't hear the story, what happened? AxeObsession: *sighs* Fine, I'll say it again. *tells the story again.* Mahogany Queen: Ooh, curtains! CatnipKatniss: Aaahhh!! I can't take any more of this! CatnipKatniss has stormed out of the chatroom. Everyone: Wow. MahoganyQueen: How rude! You'd think after all the time I spent teaching her she'd have better manners than that! MahoganyQueen has left the chatroom. Marvel-ousSpears has left the chatroom. LittlePosyFlowerTots has left the chatroom. LittleMockingjay and LadyPrimroseButtercup have left the chatroom. LoveYourKnifeClove and HotterThanYou have left the chatroom. Volts, Peetachip, Foxface, DrunkVictor, AxeObsession and GaleFailSnail have left the chatroom. Glimmer-ousGirl: Well, that was weird. Glimmer-ousGirl has left the chatroom.