Funny Convo's That Happened Me: I'm leaving this right here. In the open. Where you can see it. Do NOT touch it!! Friend: What if I want to? Me: NO! Friend: Ok, ok! Me: *Leaves and hides behind trash bin* Friend: *Touches pencil* Me: LIES!!! Teacher: Christopher Columbus proved the world was round. Me: LIES!! THEY'RE ALL LIES!!! Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson? Me: Why are you teaching during my conversation? Friend: I am so bored right now. Me: If I had a nickel for every time I've been bored, well let's just say I would own a mansion, a zoo, a giant pool, a park, the world, and I would still be bored. Friend: You get bored allot. Me: Ok, who's the randomest person you know? Friend: Who can I chose? Me: Me, Kay, Lillian, Kyri, anyone. Friend: Kay! Me: Hey!! Friend: JK, I mean you. Me: H-- never mind!! Me: Who's the most easily dist--OH MY GOD IS THAT A DUCK?! Friend: Were you gonna say distracted? Me: Maybe... Friend: You. Me: YA!!