Sciencey Jokes If you get these jokes, then, congrats!! Two scientists walk into a bar. One orders h2o, the second one asks for h2o too. The second scientist dies. There are only two hard things in computer science. 0. Cache invalidation 1. Naming things 2. Off By One Errors. How do you tell the difference between a chemist an a plumber? Ask them to pronounce this word: Unionized Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve noble gasses here". Helium doesn't react. Entropy isn't what it used to be. Did you here about the chemist who equalled to absolute zero? He's OK now! Have you heard of the band called 1023 MB? Of course not! They haven't had any gig's yet. Two kittens on a slopped roof. Which one slides off first? The one with the lowest mew. A programer's wife tells him, "Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get twelve". So the programmer comes home with twelve loaves of bread. It's hard to explain "Puns" to clubtimaniacs, because they always take things literally "Pun" What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? Credit to Buzzfeed, they had the video, I had the app. Hope you enjoyed!!

Element I am water, He is dark. I'll just get farther, From his heart. I am water, She is fire. We are friends, We are fighters. I am water, She is light. We must survive, Throughout the night. I am water, He is air. We never think, We do as we dare. I am water, He is plant. We try to do, What we say we can't. I am water, He is rock. It's only me, That he mocks. I am me, They are my friends. We'll fight together, Until the end.

Funny Convo's That Happened Me: I'm leaving this right here. In the open. Where you can see it. Do NOT touch it!! Friend: What if I want to? Me: NO! Friend: Ok, ok! Me: *Leaves and hides behind trash bin* Friend: *Touches pencil* Me: LIES!!! Teacher: Christopher Columbus proved the world was round. Me: LIES!! THEY'RE ALL LIES!!! Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson? Me: Why are you teaching during my conversation? Friend: I am so bored right now. Me: If I had a nickel for every time I've been bored, well let's just say I would own a mansion, a zoo, a giant pool, a park, the world, and I would still be bored. Friend: You get bored allot. Me: Ok, who's the randomest person you know? Friend: Who can I chose? Me: Me, Kay, Lillian, Kyri, anyone. Friend: Kay! Me: Hey!! Friend: JK, I mean you. Me: H-- never mind!! Me: Who's the most easily dist--OH MY GOD IS THAT A DUCK?! Friend: Were you gonna say distracted? Me: Maybe... Friend: You. Me: YA!!