Anti-Jokes Take One Note: These are just anti-jokes, for meaningless fun and as a time passer...These are not based on my personal opinions nor should anyone feel offended by them. There anti jokes for a reason people, consider yourself warned. Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken. Q: what orange and has black stripes? A: A cat with tire marks Q: whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of babies? A: You take your shoes off when you jump on a trampoline Q: What did the fox say? A: Nothing after i shot it in the head Q: what did the American say to the Canadian? A: nothing, Americans cant speak Canadian Q: why did the baby go to mexico? A: It was tied to the hood of a car Q: why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: he was hit by a bus Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: the holocaust Q: why did the boy reject the girl of his dreams? A: the gay kids made fun of him Q: whats green, fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A: a pool table Q: whats green, fuzzy and has wheels? A: grass, i lied about the wheels A dyslexic man walks into a bra An irish man leaves a bar Knock knock, Who's there? Dave, Dave who? Dave breaks into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.