The Forrest Baby Had the strangest dream. I was lost in the jungle fighting off armed guerrillas. Just as I'd escaped the last of them, the Spirit of the Forrest came to me. As punishment for all my crimes it gave me a Forrest Baby, which I had to carry until I found my way out of the jungle or died. The Forrest Baby was just about the the scariest thing I've ever seen. It was very heavy and kept screaming, biting and scratching me. It found a wound in my back and jammed something into it causing unbelievable pain. I woke before all was resolved. I don't want to dream about the Forrest Baby ever again.