Retard Cat I was speaking with my Chinese girlfriend just now, and I explained to her that the sound cats make when they are happy is a purr... She burst into fits of laughter and said, "It's ridiculous! No cat says that... It must be a retard cat that says Purr Purr Purr! That's crazy - is it trying to speak English"... Cue fits of laughter till tears are rolling down her face...