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30 year old software professional from London, England

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Translate   13 years ago

New MacBook Air The MacBook air is officially on my wanted list. A fully functional computer which weighs practically nothing and yet runs the full OSX platform - including full iCloud synchronisation. It's great but nobody will buy it until the refresh due shortly. They say May... Whenever it comes, I'm bagging one on launch day...

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    Translate   13 years ago

    Retard Cat I was speaking with my Chinese girlfriend just now, and I explained to her that the sound cats make when they are happy is a purr... She burst into fits of laughter and said, "It's ridiculous! No cat says that... It must be a retard cat that says Purr Purr Purr! That's crazy - is it trying to speak English"... Cue fits of laughter till tears are rolling down her face...

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