Society If you take the pill, you're a slag. If you don't have sex, you're fridged. If you don't have a job, you're on the doll. If you do have a job, you're obnoxious. If you post more than one status a day, you're an attention seeker. If you never post a status, you're a loser. If you wear a hoodie, you're a chav. If you wear converses, you're an emo. This is society.. Amazing, isn't it?