The Big D-Day That day has come, it's here at last She's here all dressed in white That's why Tim is now sitting here With a look of utter fright Don't worry mate it's not so bad It really could be worse She could have got her brother To stand up and say a verse! They both got on the Internet And in cyberspace they met It shows he's not a gambling man Cause he really lost this bet But none the less the deed is done The ring is on her finger So I guess he'll have to accept the fact He's now married to a minger! I've finally got my own back From when we lived together And she would smash my model planes With her blooming dusting feather! Enough of this I'm being mean She's been a lovely sis to me So raise your glass and drink a toast Here's to Tim and his Debbie

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